nigga\ moment

1. (nigga moment) (1348↑, 103↓)

A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro man.

"I saw this black dude step on another black guy's Timberlands, and the guy pulled a knife\! Talk about a nigga moment."

Author: gumblebee http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/1530285

2. (nigga moment) (806↑, 142↓)

a nigga moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like [niggas]. nigga moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve guns. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. the police see two niggas with their guns drawn, and open fire. nigga moments are the third biggest killer, behind [pork chops] and [F.E.M.A.] white people are unaffected seeing as they think they are too good for it. one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every [nigga]. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also [nyeuggahs] may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male [african americans] will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 nigga moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are [nike]s. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been [defiled]. one key to nigga moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a nigga moment. it is a serious problem. people enjoy watching niggas act stupid. its fun. private nigga moments shame you. public nigga moments shame everyone. finally, nigga moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.

i was involved in a nigga moment last week. a dude spilled a [40] on my shoes. so i killed that mother. dumb asse. thats how i roll.

Author: arch king 89 http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/1532743

3. (Nigga Moment) (265↑, 51↓)

A classic social trap in which two conflicting, and normally rational [black] parties, by each unrationally persuing their self-interest, become caught in mutually destructive behavior.

Nigga Moment: A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro man.

Author: Alex L. http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/1533130

4. (Nigga Moment) (136↑, 15↓)

A moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad. If they had their own category, nigga moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and F.E.M.A.. It's a fact. A common misconception about the "nigga moment" is that it can be avoided by simply movin' away from niggas. If only it were that easy; see, niggas always got a new trick right around the corner.

Huey: Watch closely. You're about to exprience a "nigga moment."

Author: Nieccie http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/3058835

5. (Nigga Moment) (66↑, 8↓)

According to the TV series "The Boondocks"-"A nigga moment is when the mind of a perfectly logical black man is overwhelmed by some stupid nigga shit, like when a nigga steps up on your sneaker and fucks up your kicks, or hits your car or some shit, and the nigga get mad like it's your fault like you fucked up, so his ignorance makes you act crazy, and the next thing you know, niggas is beefing, shooting, and fighting, and somebody ends up dead, but yo... not even death can stop a nigga moment."

The nigga moment between Colonel H. Stinkmeaner and Robert Freeman, portrayed on "The Boondocks", is a perfect example of a nigga moment at work.

Author: Dartshot http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/4141614

6. (Nigga Moment) (82↑, 25↓)

Just plain in simple a nigga moment is when the mind of a logical negro male is overwhelmed by ignorance. Some say that nigga moments can happen anywhere,they can. Nigga moments occur by simply just stepping on a nigga's shoes. Nike's these days are like $150 landmines step on one and boom a nigga moment happens. Nigga moments cannot be resolved by peace.

A nigga steppin on another nigga's kicks and then both them nigga's start shooting and shit. niggas is wild. for instance i live in canton, ohio you know niggas is crazy up here, Nigga moments occur by the seconds

Author: Morice LaMar http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/3195767

7. (Nigga moment) (23↑, 13↓)

When to african american people, get mad at each other for no reason, start shooting at each other, then realizing its stupid, and walking away.

Dude i almost had a nigga moment yesterday with the captain of the football team when he called me a slacker

Author: Nick\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/4365281

8. (Nigga Moment) (9↑, 2↓)

A perpertual conflict (violent or non-violent) between two or among several black people over something trivial or ignorant.

A good example of a nigga moment is when a Blood gets into a violent altercation with a Crip seeing as they are from two rival gangs.

Author: Bumboklaat http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/5057781

9. (Nigga Moment) (3↑, 1↓)

Perpetual Conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

A: this guy just stepped on my kicks I and I popped him across the face B: sounds like a nigga moment

Author: Shut the fuck up\!\!\!\! http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/5850310

10. (nigga moment) (3↑, 3↓)

when you sit in a room with 2 black dudes and they steal your ipod touch in the middle of the day when you know dam well there no ghost and the shit magicly appears when shits get real

that was a nigga moment at popeyes

Author: saiahskate http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/5722603

11. (nigga moment) (10↑, 22↓)

Something that happens to everyone at one point in their life. Even if you live in the most whitebread town in America, eventually you will be approached by an angry nigga. Ideally you would kick his black ass in self defense but if you're a decent human being, you will rise above the nigga moment. Nonetheless, it still makes you pissed off at niggers.

A: Dude, that black guy at the bus stop made such an unnecessary nigga moment today. B: Yeah I hate niggers.

Author: sum1huno'sathingor2aboutlife http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/4482793

12. (nigga moment) (48↑, 69↓)

when two colored people have an incident that may lead to premature death. white people are not affected by n-moments.

"watch where your walking nigga" "what you say nigga?" "nigga moments would be the 3rd cause of death for the black man."

Author: oogabooga3o39393 http://nigga-moment.urbanup.com/2290934

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Last updated: 2012.03.01